Step 1 - Remove kitten and smooth out bottom sheet.
Step 2 - Pull up top sheet - Remove 2 kittens
Step 3 - Take top sheet back off and remove 3 toys left in sheets.
Step 4 - Remove kittens and pull up top sheet
Step 5 - Smooth top sheet, remove kittens and toys which have all reappeared
Step 6 - Pull comforter up, remove kitten again
Step 7 - Wash and sanitize scratch on hand from kitten who wanted her toy back
Step 8 - Find the bandaids to cover wound
Step 9 - Remove toys and kittens from bed, smooth top sheet again
Step 10 - Throw toys into another room - quickly pull up comforter before kittens with toys return.
Step 11 - Remove kittens and toys from bed. Place pillows neatly on bed.
Step 12 - Throw toys again and smooth out comforter.
Step 13 - Realize that the bed is never going to look neat again, accept it, and make yourself a cup of coffee.


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