Thursday, November 19, 2009

Bed Making 101


Step 1 - Remove kitten and smooth out bottom sheet.

Step 2 - Pull up top sheet - Remove 2 kittens

Step 3 - Take top sheet back off and remove 3 toys left in sheets.

Step 4 - Remove kittens and pull up top sheet

Step 5 - Smooth top sheet, remove kittens and toys which have all reappeared

Step 6 - Pull comforter up, remove kitten again

Step 7 - Wash and sanitize scratch on hand from kitten who wanted her toy back

Step 8 - Find the bandaids to cover wound

Step 9 - Remove toys and kittens from bed, smooth top sheet again

Step 10 - Throw toys into another room - quickly pull up comforter before kittens with toys return.

Step 11 - Remove kittens and toys from bed. Place pillows neatly on bed.

Step 12 - Throw toys again and smooth out comforter.

Step 13 - Realize that the bed is never going to look neat again, accept it, and make yourself a cup of coffee.

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